EXTRAS FROM LEANNA!!:
Note: This was copied from fanfiction. UI,leanna,did not write this!

*
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


 you Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream"JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of
emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
~Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
~Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
~Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
~Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
~Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I don't want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience)
you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that your a demigod.
you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
you curse out the gods when something bad happens.
you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isn't true.
you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.
you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.
you look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
you try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon
every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.
you talk about them nonstop.
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Auntie Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room(or KC)
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
You have an instant crush on Nico(Oh yeah!!!)
You just have to research more about Greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigod parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book=) (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=)
You call yourself a demigod=)
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=)
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)
You've called someone you know a satyr.=)
You name your pet fish Clovis
Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...) =)
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=)
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuff Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT
You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun). credits to natzzcheshiree
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name
you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth" =)*
you try to talk to horses =)*
you try to summon the dead =)*
you try to summon lightning =)*
you try to breathe underwater =)*
you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement =)*
you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)*
You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things



If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this
If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.
If you swear to God that door RAN  into you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being normal is gross, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.
If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile. 


PERCY JACKSON QUOTES:
With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN
"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE
"Persephone
"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS
Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF
I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO
Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO
"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO
You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
"Well. . .See you."
"Hold up! you can't just run off."
"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
"It's all right. We just had a family spat."
"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES
Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
_"
''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth
"Your a half-blood too?'
"Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?"
"Okay. Hey, everybody! These to arent human! They're half Greek god!" - Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth
"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything."
"Nah. They asked me alot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?"- Percy, Annabeth, Rachel, The Battle of the Labyrinth
"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero
"Rainbows, ponies."
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."- Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero
"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero
"Vulcan? I don't even LIKE Star Trek." Leo, The Lost Hero
"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero


NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
 PJO QUESTIONS
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer:Annabeths cabin,the lake and the arena and rock climbing wall
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer:Either Percy,Jason,Nico,Becendorf,Luke,Eathan(i know,right?)
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: EVERYBODY.

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: Drew... *no no wait don't charm speak me please!* nothing happens *ahahaha! I'm immune!*

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: Titans Curse and Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian and sea of Monsters..yeah,all of them!
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character(s)?
My Answer:Annabeth,Percy,Grover,Nico,Clarisse,Piper,Jason,Leo,the Stools(Looo-oo-ve them!)...This could go on forever,really want me to?
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer:Athena,Posidon,And Hades,Hestia and Artimis,Appollo,Dionysus,Zeus,Aphrodite,Hermes and Persephone.(Might be a few others...)
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: I'd say 'Hey perce!Whats up?'He answers and goes to talk and be alone with annabeth and hopes Athena doesn't smite him...
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer:Annabeth,Piper,Thalia or...
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: hopefully Thalia... I'd annoy the Hades outta her
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: No way!! aAre you CRAZY!!!
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Percy/Annabeth.I love Percabeth (its soo predictable, but i love them!)
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: i prank them and run away laughing while they curse me out in ancient Greek
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: spending time with my demigod friends
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: "Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero,and"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN and"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said
"The dam snack bar?"
"Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."
"And I need to use the dam restroom."
"I do not understand"
"I want to use the dam water fountain."
"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE and God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE and
"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS and
Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF
 and ...I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO...
Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO..
"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO...
You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES...
"Well. . .See you."
"Hold up! you can't just run off."
"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES...

16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: when Percy is at the dance at Westover Hall
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: when he is tired from using his powers at the River Styx and goes "Wake me up later,"
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: aphrodite in titans curse with Percy in the limo
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: when he is in the cyclops lair
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: The dam thing in titans curse and when Rachel hits kronos with a plastic hairbrush(0-0!!ikr?)
 

I am Annabeth Chase

You are Annabeth Chase, the intelligent, loyal, and tough girl who rules Camp Half-Blood. Like Annabeth, you have a good head on your shoulders. In a fight, everyone would want you on their side because you are a force to be reckoned with. You are a good friend and an attractive girl.

I am Percy Jackson

You are Percy Jackson, the good-natured, friendly, and brave kid who found out he is the son of a God. Like Percy, you are compassionate and easy to get along with. You have a good sense of humor, and can sometimes be sarcastic. You love your family and friends and would do anything for them, even at great personal risk to yourself.

20 Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? Hmm... I don't really like Prachel so Percabeth
2) Favorite guy character? Nico Di Angelo,Percy Jackson,bekendorf and Conner and Travis stoll
3) Favorite girl character? Thalia Grace,Annabeth Case and Piper Mclean,Clarisse la rue
4) Favorite god? Apollo,poisidon,Hermes,Hades and...Zeus and Dionysus
5) Favorite goddess? Athena,Hestia, Aphrodite,Persephone
6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? hmm...
7) Is Luke hot? Uh,no. Im not gay.If he did NOT look like he wanted to kill everyone he meets and cuts his hair..Maybe.MAYBE!
8) Would you join the hunters? No,Unless you could still love and have a boyfriend...But since that's not happinin',well,until then...
9) Archery or sword fighting?Both
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messsaging
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? hmm... Hestia
12) Favorite book??????????????????
13) Least favorite?????????????????? Sea Of Monsters???
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round
15) Favorite couple? Percabeth
16) Are you a demi-god? Hades yeah!
17) Who would be your parentAthena.(If not a choice,then Poseidon)
18) Favorite minor character? Katie Gardner
19) Ethan or Luke?Uhh... No comment!

20) Favorite monsters?None?
Survey:
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? o.0 greece
2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? Stoll- The Lost Hero
3. What can you hear right now? Televison
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing beside yourself.
Me: hey nico! *my Lil bro*
nico:...
Me: Alrighty then
5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? Jurassic Park
6. Type your name with your elbow. jason parks
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? the floor...
9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? eolhrse
10. What's your favorite article of clothing? sleevlees hoodies
11. Who is the most special person to you? My best friends,mom and griffin
12. What's your favorite childhood memory? being pushed into a pool and pranking people
13. One word that would best describes you? mischevious
14. What is your favorite month in the summer? June
15. What's your favorite number? 13,18,16,and 20
16. What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? Umm...
17. What does your username mean? Greek and Percy Jackson... duh...(and KC!)
18. What is your favorite Disney movie? Hercules
19. What made you smile today? PJO!!KC!!!
20. Last thing you said out loud? "Thanks Captain Obvious
21. Last rainbow you saw? How am I supposed to remember?
22. Do you want a haircut? no
23. Are you musically inclined?I can play ...nothing
24. Have you ever been in a fight? yes...possibly
 
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
sign yourname
Clarissa Jackson
Shorty/Kris
KG/Lizzy
Wisegirl101/Lindsay
WiseOne27
SeaweedBrain013/Sebz
CloudyAlore/Faye
XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells
xXthe shadow huntressxX
annapercy1
Hula
The New Ace of Spies
7Cerberus7
Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor
AthenaPersephone14
Laserfire
JBaddict1234
SeaweedGirl1
HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe
WiseGirl100210
GleekPJOFreak
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (That would be so gross...)
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit in the front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing, "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!” jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themselves.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in, shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting, "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is a stupid smile on your face.
Fun Things To Do In A Lift
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

PLEASE READ.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Rehab by Amy Winehouse (well i dont wanna go there...though i think my friends think i need to)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Dynamite- Taio Cruz (hahaha awesome)
3.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
I Want To Ride My Bicycle- Queen (now that i think about it... i really wanna ride my bike!]
4.WHAT IS 2+2?
Here Comes The Sun- The Beatles [no comment]
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
We Will Rock You- Queen [ ha! my friend and i will rock you]
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Somebody To Love- Queen [well that fits perfectly]
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Welcome To My Life- Simple Plan [ok wow too true]
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Anyway You Want It- Journey [ ok ill take that as whatever i wanna be]
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Over The Rainbow- Glee Cast Version [-_- wow]
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Hello Goodbye- Glee Cast [well that is depressing]
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
It's My Life-Bon Jovi [ ahah! awesome!]
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
To Sir With Love [cool totally fits]
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Another One Bites The Dust- Queen [ok well by hobby isnt killing people]
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Forget You- Cee Lo Green [ dude too true]
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
All Star- Smash Mouth [ yeah cause me and my friends so fly]
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Highway to Hell-AC/DC [dying aint bad but oh well]
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I Need a Doctor- Dr. Dre [ well if im dying i do need a doctor]
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Single Ladies- Beyonce [o.0 awkward]
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
California Girls- Katy Perry [ :)]
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Bad Romance- Lady Gaga [ true
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Love Story- Taylor Swift [ok didnt plan that. im usin the radio for this]
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Toxic- Britney Spears [britney does scare me]
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
U Cant Touch This-MC Hammer [i guess not]
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
She's A Rebel- Green Day [ i have NO idea whats that supposed to mean
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
L.O.V.E [ DUDE! MAJOR BUMMER!]
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Poker Face- Lady Gaga


























Now swear it on the River Styx!